But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.
Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. ( Read on if you dareCollapse )
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*grin*
~C
PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...
*pumps fist in air* YES! That was exactly my reaction.
Loved this. Frelling brilliant.
*is officially dead*
Seriously, you caused an asthma attack here. Thank you. I really really needed a good laugh like this tonight.
And I blipped in from a link on my friendsfriends, so the ripples are spreading. :-)
~Lin
TREEBEARD: We have opted, hoom, not to do a damn thing.
PIPPIN: I didn't expect that.
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...
*uncontrollable snickering*
ARAGORN: You're just jealous because I'm going to be king.
LEGOLAS: You can bite my ass.
ARAGORN: Hey, blow me.
I adore you.
Outrageously funny and you are stupendously talented writing this so quickly.
Karen
i felt the need to spread this among my friends so i posted it in my journal with a link to your lj and your name. i hope that you don´t mind!
:)
Elrond: What?
Galadriel: Whaaazzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaap?
Elrond: Whaaaaaazzzzzaaaaaap??
Galadriel: Whaaaaazzzzaaaaaaap?
Elrond: Hey, hey, get Gandalf on the phone.
Gandalf: Hello?
Elrond: Whaaaaazzzzzzaaaaaaap?
Galadriel: Whaaaazzzzzaaaaaapp?
Gandalf: Whaaaaazzzzzaaaaaap?
Elrond: Whaaaaazzzzzaaaaaap?
Gandalf: Havin' a beer, smokin' some bud.
Galadriel: True, true.
the part with the "people who read the book" were classic.
definitely captures the essence of the book.
This was damn funny and I enjoyed it very much. I actually clapped in parts because I thought the same thing. Thanks for cracking my shit up.
Exactally what I had to sit behind during the whole movie!
:D This is too funny.
ARAGORN: Thank you; that's...useful...
Ahahahahaha! This is GENIUS! I can't say much more than what alllll the other commenters have already said, so I'll just point at them and nod in agreement.
ARAGORN: Those are Elves. Let them in.
So true. The pack of queerbois I went with very quickly started calling the elves "The Gay Brigade".
...not that he had much lawn left, you see, but it would be funny for an old man to do that.
My roomie says you have too much time on yuor hands but you got the movie perfectly!!
*still wants a golum as a pet, hehe*
----Snow
i LuV yOu FuNy StRaNgEr!!1!1!!
That was hilarious, but I'm sure 500 other people already told you that.